You brainy guys, accodin’ to us slowa folk, ain’t s’pose ta has a cents a humor;-) I have often wondered if, while I was evolving, natural selection mistook me for a new kind of land whale (Ya know, like “Land Shark”), because I have a great deal of unwanted blubber and I make funny sounding, high-pitched noises in order to communicate with others of my kind? Or maybe natural selection confused me with a cow, because many people tell me that I’m UDDERly ridiculous? But perhaps not, ’cause, mmmmmmm, that hamburger is making me hungry! I just rolled my eyes!!!